It was Valentine’s Day a bunch of years ago. It’s funny how years blend together. These are the facts I am certain of. I was working for DoubleFusion, Jackie and…
Is that dude in Section 13, Row 1 crying? Yeah, that was pretty much me the entire show. First time at Barclays—nice arena, awful acoustics. I really didn’t have much…
11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 77, 88, 99… in Numerology, these numbers are called “Master Numbers.” Thirty-three, in particular, is very interesting because it is the only number in…
“Everybody loves the little guy.” I cannot tell you how many times I had said that to David, or to other people about David. I met him in the beginning…
I needed my license for something the other day and pulled it out, and somebody next to me laughed. I forget sometimes the picture I had taken for my license….
How many beers and chicken fingers has she served me and David over the course of the last five years? You’re on a first-name basis, yet you know little, if…
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I’ve ever met… see, I have this thing: Everything on a plane is single-serving… Oh I get it, it’s very…